nubs-mgee:

jus some good friends

kontextmaschine:

Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?

gudroo:

ghoulgoon:

i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:

1. a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST
   
2. trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck
   

this post was made march last year but it’s such a fucking classic it feels like it was made centuries ago

pembrokewkorgi:

@meioubunny sent this to me and it made me laugh.

Also @the-steam-meme-machine

suturmon:

booty wip

risselhobbs:

Russel through the phases

taxloopholes:

habitualshaker:

not every dumb, ridiculous thing Trump does is a “distraction” he’s allowed to be both evil and stupid

this bothers me SO much, the people who come out of the woodwork like “bet you idiots focusing on a tweet didn’t know trump was doing X”

just goes to show you the whole “rich and powerful people are inherently more smart than average citizens” propaganda never left us

thesnowyswan:

breakintherain:

fromthewildwood:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

I said many ignorant people nowadays thought ‘Frankenstein’ was the name of the monster, and not of the scientist who created him.
Mary Shelley said, ‘That’s not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, the scientist, is indeed named Frankenstein.’ 

(Kurt Vonnegut)

It makes you want to give Mary Shelley a high five. I’m glad she knew how brilliant she was all along. 

Proof once again that women know where shit is at. People argue nature versus nurture and she was already saying it doesn’t mean shit in 1818. You are your choices; ‘cool motive still murder’ at it’s finest.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

morbidmanatee:

saltyshinysylveon:

marylikesstuff:

Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?

But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”

And then proceeded to

pour honey all over himself

to lead the bees away

and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?

A+ dad right there.

say what you will about his being a villain but he’s probably the best-written villain out there.

I want him to be my Evil Science Dad