tgweaver:

zootopian pornography has come a long way since then

it was a product of its time, really

haiku-oezu:

wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

ask-cephasred:

tailsmelv025:

princesszeldaz:

Sorry I can’t come to work today it’s a national holiday

Here’s Nintendo 64 today.

And I don’t want to be that guy, but… It’s the only day you can reblog this

Happy Birthday Shigeru Miyamoto! You are hereby identified as “Sensei N64” for the entire year! Congrats! :D

tgweaver:

my comics tread only the absolute freshest material

nobody has ever parodied this scene

cosmic-ink:

mustangsgloves:

Mother: dead

Brother: gone

Truth: seen

i have my arm and leg forcibly removed

thehistoryoftheladder:

aquarian-sunchild:

bloodyxbaroness:

downlo:

This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.

And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.

And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

Trickle down economy has been attempted 3 times in US history and each time it ended in disaster. 1929 was the great depression, 1968 had a massive recession and then there was the great recession of 2008. Don’t let anyone tell you it works because it doesn’t.

smarmygryffindor:

hushed-obscenities:

smarmygryffindor:

@ people deploring the lack of “civility” and “politeness” from the left after the election

I think I remember reading in an ask.fm response by @hbomberguy something along the lines of, “your goal in life shouldn’t be not to be a dick, but to be a dick to the right people”, and I feel like that’s generally a good mentality. Like, if you really want to stand up for what’s right in the world, you’ve got to abandon any commitments you might have to being a “nice” person universally, given how useless of a response that is to displays of abject evil.

Exactly. Kindness is paramount, but if kindness to someone necessitates ignoring or accepting the dehumanization of others, save your kindness for someone more deserving.