galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

I need a buddy cop movie of Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman and Jason Momoa’s Aquaman

Alternating between friendly drunken bar brawls and delicate preservation of priceless artifacts

One of them calls Poseidon a bitch

There’s a point where they need electricity to activate an artifact of Zeus and Arthur’s like “I’m going to call Billy!” and Diana goes “WE’RE NOT GOING TO CALL—“ and it smash cuts to Zachary Levi staring very intently at whatever they were holding

There are three trident fights in the movie. In the first one Arthur reluctantly lets Diana borrow the Trident of Kings because it’s an heirloom and she’s so much better at trident fighting than he is that he begs for lessons. The second one he throws her the trident without hesitation. The third one is Arthur vs. another Atlantean and he wins because the other Atlantean isn’t expecting Arthur to blend Atlantean and Themysciran combat styles

There’s a point where Arthur accidentally touches the Lasso and blurts out “I let people think I’m stupid because it’s easier to deal with living down to their expectations than having to be forced to live up to them” and he and Diana both just. Blink.

One of my players commissioned me to draw their character for my next dnd campaign!
This 3ft tall rat is named sushi and her katana might as well be a washingpole in her hands

One of my players commissioned me to draw their character for my next dnd campaign!

This 3ft tall rat is named sushi and her katana might as well be a washingpole in her hands

fromthedeskof-darkiplier:
“ averruncusho:
“ beercheesecasserole:
“ raginrayguns:
“ George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):
“Fig. 51. A. cross section of the stem of an oak tree thirty-seven years old, showing the annual rings. rm,...

fromthedeskof-darkiplier:

averruncusho:

beercheesecasserole:

raginrayguns:

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George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):

Fig. 51. A. cross section of the stem of an oak tree thirty-seven years old, showing the annual rings. rm, the medullary rays; m, the pith (medulla). B, cross section of the stem of a palm tree, showing the scattered bundles.

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banana tree: *slurred* hold my cocktail

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…Is this what that one Anon was going on about?

-D

pokemon was right

turing-tested:

tell me your headcanons about me but like if I was a fictional character

stream:

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

mousouchuu-v2:

Vinny experiences horror in Google Earth VR.

teacozyhardcore:
“ brokengifs:
“peck
”
my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia
”

teacozyhardcore:

brokengifs:

peck

my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia

assdevourer:

i really enjoy how about 5+ years ago americans on tumblr and twitter would be jokingly obnoxious about the 4th of july and ever since november of 2016 each 4th of july was progressively quieter and quieter, and this year its just pure and open hostility 

dead-fandom-society:

headcanon that the reason toph’s actor in ember island players was a big buff dude was because when that playwrite traveled around interviewing people who were involved nobody wanted to admit that they were beaten up by a little girl