Date a furry who is really tired most of the time
“The decision to cancel a season is serious and consequential, and reflects Harvard’s view that both the team’s behavior…run[s] counter to the mutual respect that is a core value of our community,” Harvard President Drew Faust wrote in a statement. Faust also said that there have been initial discussions looking into whether this behavior occurs on other sports teams.
It’s nice to see Harvard live up to the standard of conduct Elle Woods set.
“You recognized and dealt with misogyny at Harvard?”
“What, like it’s hard?”
Elle Woods would be proud.
Platypuses are often seen as goofy due to the fact that they’re fuzzy, duck-billed, egg-laying mammals, but in reality they can be pretty vicious. Male platypuses have venomous barbed hooks on their rear feet. If you happen to get speared by one, you’ll have to yank it out while suffering a pain so intense, not even morphine will dull it. Source
Worse: you can have vivid reactions to platypus vemon years later too. And the pain can last for months.
“Enjoy that trophy.”
“bitch wut”
“Dish washer is still drying”
“Sorry I’m so awkward 😭”
“Nothing changed”
“Ah?“
“It’s fine no one called the cops”
“Oh nooooooo”
“Meet my son, Eel Godzilla!”
“fucc u too felix”
“<3333 :3”
“Mah feels QOQ”
“Don’t fucking look at me”
“The epidermis
or how the greek some how say
επίδερμίδα“eyy susan
“Regretting your life just right”
But alive
Oh right
Ok cool
yeah.
dicks can be lethal weapons if used correctly
i am the void
That’s totally alright! You do what’s comfortable with your ability
dicks and fucking shit yo
I’m ready
I also spent all my credits
“I wouldn’t leave you or grandma hanging.”
That actually does sound like a campaign slogan
Coffee and Tea drinkers are going at it, and I’m over here with my whipped cream/sprinkles cocoa just sipping away.
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
thanks Obama
reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama
(expired reblogs still count)
I know we all mockingly said “Thanks Obama” whenever bad shit happened too but for real, thanks Obama.
we love you Obama. never forget 💜
I will genuinely say thanks obama. Thanks for the easier healthcare and thanks for the equal love.
