I love Cave Johnson as a character because everything about him is just so fucking ridiculous. Dude’s first name is Cave and he became a billionaire by selling shower curtains to the military. He then said “fuck it, science time” and bought a giant abandoned salt mine in which he built a company called Hole Science where they invented the Hole Gun, but instead of, yknow, selling the Hole Gun to the public and making another shit ton of money, he kept making them run tests on it until they went bankrupt. And then when they went bankrupt he bought 70 million dollars worth of moon rocks and ground them up which killed him but apparently no one else, implying that either he was the only person to come into contact with the moon rocks or he just straight up snorted them or some shit, and before he died he told his company to upload his assistant into a computer so they do and then the computer kills everyone. Also he won an award for potato science at some point
toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf
Toph doesn’t know where the fuck the moon is
Sokka: my first girlfriend turned into the moon Toph: WAit…. The moon is real? I always thought it was something that my parents made up to taunt me. A giant hunk of earth in the sky out of reach!
Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr
An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.
it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.
Did You Know: According to Mysterious Akavir, while Akavir means “Dragon Land”, Atmora means “Elder Wood”, and Tamriel means “Dawn’s Beauty”, the meaning of “Yokuda” has been kept a secret?
It probably has something to do with the Elder Scrolls, being irrefutable records of history, claim that Aldmeris never existed in the first place. You can read about that in the Nu-Mantia Intercept, which was a teaser on the official forums for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
they what
The Elder Scrolls say Aldmeris doesn’t exist. It’s not a thing. It’s imaginary. It’s nonexistent. It is fictional within the setting. If you believe in Aldmeris I have a bridge to sell you, specifically one in Aldmeris as the bridge also would not be real. It is a make-believe land for the elves. It is the mythic homeland of the elves, with emphasis on the “myth” part. It is a fabrication. It’s something they fancied up, but not something you can fancy going to.
Aldmeris is as real to the people of Tamriel as the people of Tamriel are to us.
Its relationship to reality is on the rocks, unlike Aldmeris which is not on any rocks at all because it doesn’t exist.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
