Silver Tongue
moonpaw17:
“rowdy boy
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moonpaw17:

rowdy boy

thepigeongazette:

yes johnson is made out of his poop. my hamster poops a lot.

mostlyhydratrash:

peaceheather:

writing-while-female:

Thing only women writers hearWhat Women of Colour Writers Hear & What Disabled Writers Hear

oh my god

“Too many identities at once.” Jesus. Fucking. Christ. “straight, white, neurotypical man” is just as many identities, Chad.

oh my god i’m cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

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it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

rileyjaydennis:

millennial-review:

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Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times

spirit-of-science:

chessys:

lavendercrys:

chessys:

No Sympathy For Bad Parents

Why? Being a parent is hard? Empathising with people isn’t the same as excusing them

No Sympathy For Bad Parents

No sympathy for bad parents

superweiner:

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wait a minute

Is that what I THINK it is?

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kerfluff:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

thatdudeemu:

ghdos:

I don’t even know what to say about this fuckshit.

This is disgusting

Prudence read her tho . Yall need to see the slayage

Thank you, Prudence.