Silver Tongue

yassmines:

holdthatpee:
yassmines:
me: holds my pee for no reason
I have a specific reason. It feels good *__*
I honestly can’t believe your blog exists

alltoonedup:

person: i hate incineroar
me: *hovering over the unfollow button* am i this petty?

ihavefeministbones:

Meet Steve Bannon. Now one of the most powerful men in America.

TEN YEARS AGO TODAY

the-x-button:

we were blessed

severeinfatuation:

those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it
those who do learn from history are doomed to suffer as everyone else around them repeats it

ultrafacts:

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things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes

things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

clippy:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

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