shesheistyy:

badgyal-k:

squirreledelman:

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite

readsthebooks:

eggybean:

readsthebooks:

I deal with a lot of crap reading in public, mostly from men who believe that the only reading that matters is what they deem good. They laugh at my romance novels and scoff at my anger. This is the world I live in. 

Maybe less women would read fictional romance if men in real life weren’t so disappointing

OHHHHH SHITTT

paxamericana:
“ in 20 years: exact same headline, minus the quotation marks
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paxamericana:

in 20 years: exact same headline, minus the quotation marks

doc-ravenbe:

jamietheignorantamerican:

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I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

@smilesforone @amarioko @wigglytype @lovewin @nuclearwasabi @nanatsu-natsu @pembrokewkorgi @robinmichelleblake and many many mmore I’d flood this post D:

prokopetz:

Little-known downsides of immortality:

  • Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
  • Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
  • Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
  • Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
  • Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
  • Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
bidoof:
“ sourcefieldmix:
“ choro-q:
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“ choro-q:
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“ Cool guin
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Don’t think it’s that cool. Someone would probably get hurt trying to fire this thing- the barrel’s facing backwards!
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hmm? what do you mean
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Guess...

bidoof:

sourcefieldmix:

choro-q:

sourcefieldmix:

choro-q:

sourcefieldmix:

Cool guin

Don’t think it’s that cool. Someone would probably get hurt trying to fire this thing- the barrel’s facing backwards!

hmm? what do you mean

Guess I’m a fucking idiot then. I mean, it’s not hard to see since its right goddamn there, but apparently people these days can’t see obvious stuff thats right in front of their eyes. /endrant

sorry, I don’t follow.

this gun is indeed a threat if you shoot it normally, however if you put a finger from your free hand into the bullet hole, the finger will block the bullet and you will be safe.

rockscanfly:

Alright! That sucked!

Currently some very scary people are slated to take over two of the three branches of government. 

We can’t do much about the executive for four years, which sucks, but we can do something about the legislature.

In 2018 there are 33 SENATE SEATS UP FOR GRABS, ALONG WITH ALL 435 HOUSE SEATS.

36 of 50  Governors will be up for re-election. 

You need to vote in the midterm elections!  

One of the most productive things you can do right now is register to vote and sign up for an absentee ballot. 

Tumblr is a very young population, and very mobile. We move around a LOT–for school, for jobs, for relationships, etc. So an absentee ballot is great way of ensuring that you stay ready to vote even if you have to move for school. 

Just make sure that you either have the ballot sent to a family member you can trust to forward it to you in the mail, or that you keep your current mailing address updated in the system. 

Go HERE to register


Go HERE to register for a mail-in ballot

And remember–2018 matters!

hamaduhs:

“Meanwhile, a peace rally organized by popstar Gazelle was marred by protest.”