Silver Tongue

redrew one of my old characters. His name was darwin and he is an android. Decided to make him more android like by giving him ball joint anatomy.

D&D Bird Alignments

woodelf68:

feepsmoothie:
clowderofcloudies:
momnar:
noodledog:
Lawful good- Hummingbirds. Just look at them and tell me they aren’t blessed paladins of all things good. You can’t.
Neutral good- Finches and sparrows. Peepers. Harmless.
Chaotic good- Parrots? Some are nice birbs but the screetches and the bites..
Lawful neutral- Red winged blackbirds. Insect eater, pretty songs but will heck you up if you get too close to their babies.
True neutral- Pigeons. Bob ya head and coo.
Chaotic neutral- POOTOO
Lawful evil- Shrikes. Birds gotta eat.
Neutral evil- Starlings. Fuck you for killing baby birds.
Chaotic evil- GEESE.
Go, little paladin!
I mean, geese are evil but have you ever met a swan? They could win a fight with Satan.
@cotestuck
I’d like to thank tumblr for introducing me to the Potoo.
Originally posted by leperturbia

milesjai:

hellotailor:

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funke:

anyone else love that post-movie piss

mint-and-love:

a-britt-of-sass:
sunshineharem:
i have a small question, do people in the US really not take their shoes off inside??????? or is that like a media thing????????
I usually wear my shoes all the way to my bedroom and then take them off.
If you live in Texas you take your shoes as far as you can into you dwelling area. Mainly cause when you wake up and you need to kill an insect, it’s with in reach.