mbulteau:

breaktotheotherside:

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

cancel it

all of it

give it back to the brit- FUCK

ask-the-crystal-trio:

portsherry:

White Lies

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pybun:

iffykins:

cantsman:

So I thought changing my FOV would help with my Huntsman aim…

I’m gonna win for sure

nightskyie:

glumshoe:

hans-the-liesmith:

glumshoe:

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

askmissbernadette:

writing-prompt-s:

You live in an alternate world where twins—fraternal and identical—can feel each other’s physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.

It’s called heartburn, learn to eat slower you hooligans

horrormoviesequel:

i dont get why people make fun of aquaman when there is hal jordan

hellobeau:

hellobeau:

vriska has kissed every girl in her immediate friend group before she turned 6 sweeps but still insisted it was just coincidence that she ended up kissing them either because of a dare or an elaborate role playing scenario

even tho she was either 1. the one who dared herself to do it or 2. the one who wrote the role playing scenario in the first place

vriskas kissing successes:

aradia- baby roleplaying adventure where they were playing Indiana Jones except Aradia hadn’t seen Indiana jones and vriska convinced her that Indiana and Jones were two separate people who were equally badass and also kissed at the end

nepeta- rping as warrior cats but vriska insisted she was from a tribe that kisses as hello

kanaya- did it on a dare like 2 seconds after meeting kanaya for the first time

terezi- come ON terezi we GOTT8 PR8CTICE KISSING for when we start d8ing someone someday!!

feferi- hey fef i dare you to kiss me / S)(ore why naut!