spam-bot:

slavetomyheadcanon:

frostyknickers:

prettybluescarf:

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

mcelroyfamilyfunhour:

If y'all reply to this with what your first McElroy experience was (or reblog it and put your answer in the tag), I’ll compile the answers in about a week

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

misteranthrope:

lastqueenoftexas:

There it is. 

Germans learned a hard lesson in the pitfalls of nationalism that Americans have yet to learn.

ask-glittershell:

Let’s paint the town red!  Whatever that means…

Don’t forget to support Aero and Glittershell on Patreon!

catlateralart:

…. you know ;)

vintage-smokestack:

batwayneman:

#buckle up kiddies for a JDEVIOUS APPROVED TAG RANT#and hereeeee weeee gooooo:#if superman comics are about being strong - batman comics are about being weak#it’s this message that hey dude. life kicks you in the balls. there may be days where you’re close to killing yourself. you might lose some#you might lose a lot#but you can stand back up - one step and then another#it’s about taking those weaknesses and turning them into strengths#batman molded himself from the darkness that took his parents#took the mantle of the creature that scared him most#and family terrifies him - he’s scared of loss isn’t he?#but he does have just the biggest family#some people will tell you batman is a tragedy - i will tell you he is a massive success#to go from having lost his family to building a big sprawling GIANT one - not perfect#but still good. yeah#still good#and if you are anything like batman - after all this suffering#there’s a good family waiting for you ;) and i think he’d want you to get the chance to find it#it’s just one step - and then another#batman#bruce wayne#dc (via @jerseydevious)

:’)

jumpingjacktrash:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Took a nap and had a dream that I’d gotten a hyperrealistic tattoo of a Band Aid, just so that I could cover it with a real Band Aid.

When people would ask what happened, I’d say, “It’s kind of weird. Are you sure you wanna’ see?” and then I’d dramatically rip the Band Aid off to reveal my tattoo of a Band Aid.

Classic Astral Plane Me.

we are friends now

hobbit-feels:

transboybatman:

vaultboyy:

the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous person, and unfit to be a parent, and im sorry to say but there’s no way around this, no excuses or loopholes. it is what it is

I’ve told this story before and my clam chowder is getting cold but fuck it.

A couple years ago while I was working for a care center during my ece training - we had a big thing about spankings. We went around and asked children who were spanked how they felt about it and what it told them or how it made them feel.

Then when the parents were over, we anonymously read everything that was said by the children on how they view spankings and unanimously it was found that the children never saw it as a growing experience.

It was “painful” “really scary” “I thought mommy hated me now” and we often found it never actually TAUGHT the kids what they did wrong. in fact it seemed to teach them that at any moment your mommy or daddy would just haul up and smack you until you cried and said it was for your own good.

Needless to say I’m pretty sure we changed a lot of parents opinions on spanking and SHOCK OF SHOCKS actually TALKING to their children worked far better disiplinary

I even included my own story, pretending I was telling an outside story “well, I happened to know one person who’s mother only stopped spanking them cause they got tall and big real fast so they could fight back. so there’s a lot of intimidation and fear to your children.” and just - I’ll never forget the dawning look of realization on their faces

The most common argument I hear is, “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine.”

Stolen from elsewhere on the internet but now my defult response:  “No you didn’t–you think it is okay to hit little kids.”