could you imagine The Enterprise having like a yearly inspection and Kirk bugs out every time because the best running ship in the fleet certainly doesn’t become so because they follow therules. He has to remind the crew a week in advance to actually call him Captain and use formal titles. Bones and Scotty’s shared bathroom which is one hundred percent a liquor cabinet/distillery cannot be a thing.
Sulu has to collect all of his plants out of everywhere that’s not the Botany Labs and hide the illegal ones he picked up during their journey in his quarters. Scotty has to remove all of his Scotty-Approved-Modifications from Engineering. Spock can’t work four shifts in a row and break the ensigns that challenge him in the gym to sparring matches. Bones can’t medically offer alcohol to anybody. Uhura needs to not curse every ten minutes, in any language. Chekov needs to focus more on his console and less on every pair of legs walking by his station.
How the heckie do you draw smoke? You make it look so pretty but I have no idea how you got that effect.
“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”
friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.
I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.
You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”
One of the biggest fights my boyfriend and I had while I was moving was that I had too many candles and needed to get rid of them
Once, while I was at work, we had a storm and my girlfriend was home in the evening. There were a couple of outages throughout the evening and she was like ‘Oh! Lee’s a witch. I’m sure its cool to use her candles.’ Which it is. Because I have a ton of them.
Unlike me, she’s responsible with her open flames and goes in search of a tealight holder- all of which are red. Because aesthetic. As soon as she lights them, the power comes back on. She keeps them going just in case.
She decides that if she wants food she had better make it now and decides spaghetti is good. As she’s getting ready to put dry spaghetti in the pot:
THUNDER!
The lights flicker and she jumps.
Dry spaghetti on the floor in the kitchen.
Lights are out, and her eyes start to adjust. The entire room is illuminated in red candlelight now and she looks down at the spaghetti mess.
The spaghetti sticks have formed a near-perfect pentagram.
– We’re releasing a new issue of Combine on the 31st of May. Combine is a large format full color 88 page sci-fi comic anthology. Each issues features new episodes of my comic Ghost Kiss, as well as three other stories by people I know and like and who i think make great comics. If you like sci-fi comics or you just like my stuff please consider subscribing to Combine. Subscriptions start at just $5/issue, and your support helps keep the project alive and going. You can subscribe by signing up for the Combine Patreon here.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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