Silver Tongue

dicaeopolis:

aro-ace-amethyst:

prearchaic:

mariadamsfoster:

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

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it means you should hate the english language

honestly though? this leaves me nonplussed

doc-ravenbe:

odinsblog:

A little background

Here’s how pool reporter Phillip Rucker of The Washington Post, who was in the room, described it: “They shook hands for an extended period of time. Each president gripped the other’s hand with considerable intensity, their knuckles turning white and their jaws clenching and faces tightening.”

Steve Holland, who covers the White House for Reuters, tweeted this: “The photogs noticed that Trump and Macron were gripping their hands hard and in photo below. Trump seems to just want his hand back.

“Handshakes are a very big thing to this president. Trump seems to view the handshake as a sort of battle of wills and a battle for power all wrapped into one.

Trump’s go-to handshake move is the tug-and-pull – as demonstrated in these handshakes with Vice President Mike Pence and Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch (also shown here).

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Trump also tends to hold the handshake for about 5 seconds longer than you might expect – as in this shake with Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe (which also features a “hold and tug” right in the middle!).

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BOTTOM LINE: Trump’s tug-and-pull handshake is a childish display of what he thinks “power” and “manhood” are. It’s the epitome of the “loud, pushy, ugly American” image that permeates a lot of the world (with good reason).

But Donald Trump just got his ass (and his tiny little hands) handed to him. By a French man. Who Republicans seem to think are wimpy.

But look again: Macron was crushing it, and Trump couldn’t let go of Macron’s hand fast enough. Trump looked like he was on the verge of passing out.

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and remember he couldn’t look at Merkel nor shake her hand. He looked like a petulant child who had been caught red handed.

I feel like the news is going so fast right now that almost everyone missed out on this gem of a story, so here you go

thursdayplaid:

luki-batale:

xekstrin:

seattle138:

mariopowertennis:

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@ssaturatedsunrise

“I’ve been fooled and reblogged satire uncritically before thinking it was real news, but I’ve never seen something so obviously satire in my—”

oh my god it’s real

here’s another source 

What the hell is going on in the US??,

mostly crying, some praying

i cannot believe that we have a walking onion artical as a president

mintyfreshsquids:

some of them designs you guys suggested me to draw :9

brofligate:
“I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.
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brofligate:

I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.

pooblub:
“ can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone
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pooblub:

can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone

edgemaverick:
“ ǝuoƃ sᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ʞool ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐlq ʇ’uɐɔ
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edgemaverick:

ǝuoƃ sᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ʞool ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐlq ʇ’uɐɔ

kazzarole:

welcome to Buff Girl: The Blog

A Tale From My Youth

pembrokewkorgi:

I remember when I was kid we were asked what our favorite colors were.  I said “red” and some other kid said that was a girly color, and I responded with “IT’S NOT GIRLY! IT’S THE COLOR OF BLOOD, MOTHER FUCKER!”, I was then sent to the principal’s office… was totally worth it.

maxiesatanofficial:

gudroo:

maxiesatanofficial:

“cracking open a cold one with the boys” is a good meme bc it’s very pure. no unnecessary hostility… no in your face sexuality… even when violent imagery is used it’s downplayed, arguably even subverted, as it is solely a metaphor for the time honored pursuit of getting together with the boys for some cold ones

it’s also the only good heterosexual-coded meme for similar reasons.

it doesnt have to be heterosexual-coded if the boys are all in a healthy polyamorous relationship with the cracker-opener-of-cold-ones

I like the way you think. cracking open cold ones is gay now