inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

• a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
• fourth wall breaking
• “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
• *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
• alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  
• “fuck you” “well if you insist”
  

• person flys off screen and followed by loud crashing and breaking glass and then the character says “i’m okay” while still off screen
• person says “don’t make a mess” and leaves for a second before coming back because they forgot their keys and the place is completely trashed
• people doing amazing stunts in slow motion only to botch it up, still in slow motion, at the last moment

sleepyflannel:

twink-phobia:

all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless

faculty: BULLYING IS BAD!! ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY!! THIS IS A HATE FREE ZONE!!

me: hey this person called me a stupid dyke today

faculty: hmm that’s unfortunate. have you tried perhaps, not being gay?

tinyrosemarysparrows:

Any of them if you throw them hard enough.

themanicpixienightmaregirl:

I know making fun of these jerks is like shooting fish in a barrel. But they keep harassing me and my friends so fuck em’. Damn normies REEEEEEEE!

afallenwolf:

gods-little-punk:

chythehypeman:

sarcasticjazz25:

thatonceandfutureprat:

onemerryjester:

gooseweasel:

animatedmoviesandfacts:

The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible.

I’m pretty sure I heard somewhere that The Prince of Egypt is actually the only Exodus-inspired movie to get approval from leaders of all three of the major religions that share the story- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

Well damn

From Wikipedia:

“Because DreamWorks was concerned about theological accuracy, Jeffrey Katzenberg decided to call in Biblical scholars, Christian, Jewish and Muslim theologians, and Arab American leaders to help his film be more accurate and faithful to the original story. After previewing the developing film, all these leaders noted that the studio executives listened and responded to their ideas, and praised the studio for reaching out for comment from outside sources.^[6]”

Take notes Hollywood

one of the greatest movies of all time & one of my personal faves, act like you know!!!!

Reason #243481947 why this is an incredible movie.

I also wanna add that one of the pastors from my childhood church was brought on board with others to figure out “What God sounds like” 

daily-karkat:

yes here is a karkat with a kan of pineapples

vuqu:

2006 - 2017 i never expected to be drawing this again pleasejirjerj

allyssinian:

Karkatstuck is complete!!

For those who aren’t in the know, this is basically an accumulation of AUs in which all the trolls play musical chairs with blood colors, but since that’s a lot of trolls to cover, I just stuck with Karkat’s POV. Links to the separate posts plus the explanations again under the cut:

Keep reading

chefpyro:

polyglotplatypus:

a quick drawing of @chefpyro‘s liz in her sports outfit! shes a keeper

Dude, if I could afford to commission another reference sheet, I would make this Liz’s new official design right now. I LOVE THIS.