Silver Tongue

Its like, someone picking up a heavy rock saying; “help me carry this,” and you reply; “no I can’t help you carry that. Please don’t pick it up, you’re only going to hurt youself.”

The person then picks it up despite the warning, and complains how heavy it is, tries to force you into holding onto it with them and when you don’t they complain you’re not helping them. And that’s your fault they are in pain from this rock.

Which is total BS.

Leading someone on would be If the other person said, “pick up that rock for me.” “I’ll help you carry it,” and then not carrying it or saying they are carrying it with them, despite not doing that.

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Burd

chefpyro:

polyglotplatypus:
a commission of @chefpyro‘s oc liz!
BONUS:
Adrien, you drew my OC so I literally can’t be mad at you right now but holy shit

critical-perspective:

crtter:
nucleic-asshole:
overunity:
nucleic-asshole:
thehappyatheist:
Sadly this is true, while gays are (slowly) being accepted by society, atheists are still demonized and shunned.
someone replace “atheist” with “minecraft youtuber”
@nucleic-asshole
Thank you
Why does this looks like it was drawn in Butch Hartman’s style though

pax-britannica:

eglanteria:
pax-britannica:
eglanteria:
pax-britannica:
eglanteria:
pax-britannica:
eglanteria:
why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down
i can’t eat gluten
understandable have a good day
don’t tell me what to do
why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down
i can’t eat gluten
understandable have a good day
thanks i will

trixieismagic:

Trixie would like to say she uses “advanced techniques” when she plays chess.

itsalburton:

simonbitdiddle:
thehomebrood:
“Homosexuality is deemed taboo in Goblin and Dragonborn society”
I did something with this

allyssinian:

I have been blessed
[EDIT] I TURNED IT INTO A SHIRT please vote for it if u too would like lesbians on a shirt

cinemove:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

crossroadsdimension:

liamdryden:
someauthorgirl:
xparrot:
The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.
This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …
… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.
To be alive, now, in this age.
DAH-DADAH-DAH
@howtotrainyournana