Silver Tongue
An ace and her twin sister are at a bar, the sister is ordering drinks and a guy comes up and starts hitting one the ace
Guy: you're pretty, can I buy you a drink or you wanna dance?
Ace sister: I'm asexual so id prefer not to sorry
Guy: so are you a plant or something and preform mitosis?
Ace sister: ya, how'd you think she got here *points at sister*
whosawhatawutchamacallit:
“friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump
”

whosawhatawutchamacallit:

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

littlethingwithfeathers:

May I strive to be like this.

puppyvegeta:

People: you can’t make everything gay

Me: 

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black-to-the-bones:

I’m celebrating

ithelpstodream:
“this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀
”
Imagine being so anti science that the fucking pope has to school you on basic science that middle schoolers learn

ithelpstodream:

this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀

Imagine being so anti science that the fucking pope has to school you on basic science that middle schoolers learn

slab-o-meat:
“i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore
”

slab-o-meat:

i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore

nudityandnerdery:

traitor:

why did mood rings ever go out of style ? what are all the 12 and 13 year olds using now to decide how they r feeling ????

Buzzfeed quizzes?

slab-o-meat:
“i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore
”

slab-o-meat:

i can’t tell the difference between targeted ads and all of you’s posts anymore