Silver Tongue

jooferslannister:

perkwunos:

jooferslannister:

Holy fuck, Trump shoved the PM of Montenegro aside 

He’s honestly never going to give himself a break from bad press he just doesn’t know how

He really shoved him too. This guy just doesn’t know how to act in public 

smpte:
“this is by far the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this site
”
Is that unironic crytyping? That is hilarious.

smpte:

this is by far the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this site

Is that unironic crytyping? That is hilarious.

thebluepacience:
“When u never run from a real fight girl but u also mad gay (magical girl Callie requested by anon)
”

thebluepacience:

When u never run from a real fight girl but u also mad gay (magical girl Callie requested by anon)

sugarelixir:

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So Famitsu weighed Link in comparison to apples and the pan on the side of the apples will go up if you have eight apples.  BUT if you have nine apples, the pan will slowly go down.

Someone: How much do you weigh?
Link: Like 8.5 apples I guess.

if those are honey crisp apples then that would make link weigh almost 13 pounds

how many houses does fre shavac ado cost?

thatadult:

bunny-nii-san:

thatadult:

typical millennial budget

- uber fares - $9,000,000 a day
- toothpaste - $75
- going out to a bar every other week - $45,000,000
- each shoe - $750,000
- breathing air in the club - $100 a breath

for a total of $75,000,000,000 a week y’all spend

maybe if y’all would save money you wouldn’t be complaining about money

where the avocado toast at?

avocado - $88,000
avocado toast - $89,000

princessesaphi:
“ Drawing some dreamselfs
Also showing you the version with me disney prince suit !! (here)
”

princessesaphi:

Drawing some dreamselfs

Also showing you the version with me disney prince suit !! (here)

robo-dorktective:

needsmorebirds:

furtherunafraidintothelight:

furtherunafraidintothelight:

Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles move was just like putting a train on top of an invisible naked default sprite and having it run real fast

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uu9dojinknknknodooododoosooaoaooaoaooaooaooososooaosoooooooo

The best part of it is that it’s not actually an npc. It’s you.
Here’s what the wikia has to say about it.

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OH DEAR LORD

quarter:
“ in middle school they had us write emails to our future selves that would deliver on a specific date, and i got mine today. it was all pretty…2013-ish (as u can see in the screenshot), but the best and most tragic part was this
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like if...

quarter:

in middle school they had us write emails to our future selves that would deliver on a specific date, and i got mine today. it was all pretty…2013-ish (as u can see in the screenshot), but the best and most tragic part was this

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like if you cry every time