scotchtapeofficial:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

tumblr posts: hey guys trump is president so be sure to fully transition before he takes office and drop a bunch of money on shit you could never afford in the first place

​the post that’s like ‘GET YOUR PASSPORT BEFORE HE TAKES OFFICE’ like ok do you know how much those cost to get especially if you’re rushing them ??

babylonian:

this is fucked up. hes too powerful now. this is why for thousands of years we have kept snakes and gloves away from each other 

iguanamouth:

REALLY good

chefpyro:

One of these days I’ll snooze on my political correctness for half a minute and the ensuing text post will probably forever brand me as an “otherkin exclusionary cissexist scum shitlord” or something equally meaningless.

magnusdongus:

memelovingbot:

i saw the face of god and it was bart

take it to the bank, boys

choosingtotomorrow:

euo:

Today’s headline reads: Parent Shocked That Child’s Mental Illness Did Not Disappear During Vacation

Special Feature: Parent Swears They Support Mentally Ill Child; Punishes Them When Symptoms Become Inconvenient

qwp:

slimey-mom:

hey-rogby:

itsducktime:

JUST STRAIGHT UP PEPSI

its so weird to see an actual product placement and not something like, bepis in order to avoud copyright infringement

its even in the manga…its just fucking there 

i love jojo’s bizarre adventure