Silver Tongue

thosewerethe90s:

callmekaters:

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.

you know it

sharky-ame-critical:
“ cursed-universe:
“guys, listen. literally the same palette with minor adjustments.
”
literally the same weapons and gem cuts with minor adjustments.
”
it’s almost like lapis lazuli and aquamarine are both gems associated wtih...

sharky-ame-critical:

cursed-universe:

guys, listen. literally the same palette with minor adjustments. 

literally the same weapons and gem cuts with minor adjustments. 

it’s almost like lapis lazuli and aquamarine are both gems associated wtih water and are blue.

floatingmegane-san:

Doodle Comic || The Dapper Man. (Villainous)

i fucking love the derpy ass yet badass nerd.

BONUS:

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yellowspacecat:

just-shower-thoughts:

I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.

we do. 

can confirm

bigmammallama5:

ukulelekatie:

Idea for a game show: it’s a cooking competition with no recipes, just a lil old granny judge telling the contestants how to make dishes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. All the contestants have to follow along as she talks, and her instructions are super vague. There are no actual measurements, just things like “Add the basil. How much, you ask? Just enough.” or “Put it in the oven until it’s done.” Every week it’s a different judge with recipes from all over the world until the finalists must face the Ultimate Grandma™

“-now a pinch of salt.”

“One fourth of a teaspoon or one eight of a teaspoon?”

“No, a pinch.”

I feel like alton brown would host this show

extrajordinary:
“ GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
”

extrajordinary:

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

courageous-link:

snaappy:

a variation on the “you and your friend make two ocs without telling each other, they are now dating” game that is at least 50x better

get a group of friends together, at least 4, preferably closer to 7, have all of them create an OC without telling anyone

congratulations, they’ve all just met at a tavern and have been thrown into a rag-tag RPG party group who has to go on a long-winded fated mission to save the world

have fun

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jitterbugjive:
“ So you guys remember this asshole?
One of the few users I’ve had to block for constant harassment and general shittyness as a person?
Yeah so he got the bright fuckin’ idea to come in to the discord chat to start shit
And pretended...

jitterbugjive:

So you guys remember this asshole?


One of the few users I’ve had to block for constant harassment and general shittyness as a person?

Yeah so he got the bright fuckin’ idea to come in to the discord chat to start shit

And pretended like that wasnt what he was trying to do when the first thing he said was

“Let’s see how long this takes”

then proceeds to act like he’s done nothing wrong ‘Oh all I did was say hello’

So he gets banned obviously, and then he sends this stupid shit to my inbox because APPARENTLY tumblr didn’t ban him from all my blogs

So congrats Kaiuchiha15, now I know I need to ban you from my other blogs as well.

You could have just let all this shit go and moved on, but nah, you not only CONTINUE to harass people who associate with me (like Deyogee) but you’re purposefully constantly trying to start shit with me

jesus fuck get over it, if you don’t like me then QUIT OBSESSING OVER ME

You’re a fucking creep, and you’re also a godamn moron for not realizing it despite how many people have informed you as such.

sarcoptid:
“ king-gabriel-reyes:
“BREAKING NEWS,
HANZO WEARS SOCKS N SANDALS
”
buddy you are gonna go WILD when i tell you about Japan
”

sarcoptid:

king-gabriel-reyes:

BREAKING NEWS,
HANZO WEARS SOCKS N SANDALS

buddy you are gonna go WILD when i tell you about Japan

tredlocity:
““People come for the answers, but they never come for the eye.” ”

tredlocity:

“People come for the answers, but they never come for the eye.”