Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs
They are harvesting our sorrows
True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.
So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.
The grim beeper
Some fanart I made of Car Boys, specifically the latest episode. The crucifix-like imagery was too bizarre for me to resist.
it must be pretty exhausting being a neo-nazi publicly
updates about richard spencer being constantly shit on by everyone has been the best meme of 2017 tbh
jokes that will never be funny
- holocaust jokes
- fat jokes
- racist jokes
- rape jokes
- transphobic jokes
- homophobic jokes
- sexist jokes
jokes that will always be funny
- “that’s a weird looking dog”
- mmm whatcha say
- the audition meme
- doge
- trolling beetles fans
- dad jokes
ending long sentences with by fall out boy
Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”
Also:
- Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
- Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
- Rickrolls
And
• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.
- Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)
calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”
• conflating two similar idiomatic phrases (e.g. are you having a kidding me)
• inserting the word fuck or fucking into unusual places. bonus if it’s in other languages (e.g. excusez the fuck out of moi, entfuckingschuldigung)
cutting off a sentence with the word gun.
replacing one word in a song with something that sounds similar but is vastly different (example; “what a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse”)
calling giant fictional dogs and wolves like cerberus or fenrir “puppies”
calling fully grown big cats like lions and tigers “kitties”
worldbuilding process:
step 1: make up some cool mysterious shit
step 2: desperately struggle to figure out why all the cool shit is there
i’m thinking about opening pay what you want commissions but want to know if anyone would even be interested in the first place
