Silver Tongue
rose-ebottles:
“about as holy as a glass of water with an olive in it
”

rose-ebottles:

about as holy as a glass of water with an olive in it

directium:

“OMG [Insert character here] IS THE NEW ONCELER!! HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM HISTORY!?!? *Insert screencap of that one ‘I’m not strong enough* scene from The Incredibles*”

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wishingformemoria:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

this post has ruined my life

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goths7:
“ beauty-behind-madness-xo:
“ harryedward:
“This is so sad it wasn’t even her fault at all
”
She has so much money and power tho being sorry ain’t shit get out there or send people to go and help the ones that survived this tragedy
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goths7:

beauty-behind-madness-xo:

harryedward:

This is so sad it wasn’t even her fault at all

She has so much money and power tho being sorry ain’t shit get out there or send people to go and help the ones that survived this tragedy

It happened less than 24 hours ago. She was in that arena too. 22 people died who were there to see her sing. Did you expect her to just start signing checks before the ringing in her ears stopped like would that have made you happy? would that have made her a good and respectable person in your eyes? You say she should “get out there” like she can just use all her money and “power” to become a god damn detective overnight so she could go and just start kicking in doors? What the hell is wrong with you

rocket: toss me my keys
[crash]
rocket: I SAID MY KEYS
groot: i am groot
rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-
shoutloaf:
“i havent drawn anything but my comic in a while and i needed to get him out of my system
”

shoutloaf:

i havent drawn anything but my comic in a while and i needed to get him out of my system

“Here’s my cat in a yoga mat.
His name is Grayson.
”
Your cat is adorable

Here’s my cat in a yoga mat.

His name is Grayson.

Your cat is adorable

can y’all send me pictures of your pets? i need to see something good.