miss–kiwi:

allimaynicole:

you know they dont give a shit they’ll just leave and move onto the next girl like they’ve always done

scienceninjaturtle:

The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad

holyromanhomo:

oh-the-cleverness-0f-me:

bang:

its like Papaw but a million times worse

For those of you who don’t know the context here, that woman lived in a period when women couldn’t vote and was meeting the nation’s first female presidential candidate.

The second photo is her watching one of the most qualified women in history with 30+ years geopolitical experience lose to a racist, sexist yam in a hair piece.

This is going to genuinely haunt me

sealedbeastnue:

konkeydongcountry:

sealedbeastnue:

kikikid1412:

the-triangle-communer:

brainlesstroll:

bellaxiao:

no lie

i mean, the one about the boobs isn’t wrong…

this is why striaght people get flak

because they do dumb shit like this

What the fuck is the “Lock Up Your Daughters” one?! Who thought that was cute?! Who thought that was funny?! Who thought that was a good idea at all?!?!?!

My Straight Baby (Hes Straight) Is going To Fuck Your Wife

holy SHIT

I find that extra funny because the baby has a pink bow and knowing straights, they would only put a pink bow on a female infant

damaramegido:

mintykiwi:

gun

hirilow:

hirilow:

hair: tied back

safety goggles: on

bunsens: burned

dick: out

i am forcibly removed from the lab and must make it up later (for partial credit)

megbiediger:

stone-monkey:

megbiediger:

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

Home Alone: White House Havoc

queerestqueen:

someone: wow the sixpenceee blog is really scary
me: tru but you know what’s scarier
someone: what
me: six… pence.

someone: oh shit u right