Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ.
Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room.
Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
In case you don’t read it: basically it’s a lot of money given annually to planned parenthood that cannot be touched to keep the facilities open. It clearly states that this money is for things like access to contraceptives and cancer screenings and other care that planned parenthood offers that’s not specifically abortions.
So republicans won’t even be able to vote for defunding planned parenthood. Essentially.
Damn thats two worries already put to rest. Good on you Obama
You know what’s really strange? We have a very loyal audience, and an audience that’s interested in the things that we say and the things that we enjoy. So, whenever we mention like a song or a video that we like, there’s a good chance if you go to that Youtube song or video, you’ll see a bunch of Grump fans being like, ‘hey man, grumps, yay, they brought me here!’ And that’s really cool… So I wonder how many of our 2.6 million subscribers we just got to shove a pinky up their asses for the very first time?
new cool meme: find out what each of ur names mean and then shove them together
im white enchantress woman who works with stone
My last name doesn’t bear examination, but my first means – depending on whom you ask – either “handsome” or “pebble, small stone”, and my middle is “broken nose”.
i’m beautiful ewe king, which could be worse
I’m a fairy who builds decks out of hazelnuts
Joyful fair maiden of the savage tribes of Gaul.
Holy shit that’s bad ass.
Victory of the women who are orphaned and raised by close relatives…..
goddess famous warrior girl from the woods or clearing
Pearl lily. Huh.
ewe reborn Eh. Could be worse, I guess.
Harmful misty clearing
laurel tree favored by God and the fire of inspiration
Princess Ironsmith.
To Tie, Noose, or To Bind a Courteous Resolute protector
the first baby deer born from the stars
John’ son who lives in a palm tree house
…
Excuse me??
beloved stench….
First Name: Greek meaning Carrier of Christ Middle Name: Scottish meaning
Great cheif
Last Name: Scottish meaning “kind” and “forgiving
I got nothing.
My first name means “lover of wolves.” Middle is “to be Alert” And last is “Scribe.”
Dude…Like people who donate to me can see my real name anyway, it’s not that big of a deal. Plus I live in Texas, and if you think Florida’s “Stand your Ground” laws are crazy, you don’t know jack about Texas. i’m not exactly worried.
the best aspect of sombra is that I spent a long time thinking about how a hacker hero could be viable if only ~5 characters are robots or work with robots, but it’s overwatch so she can just hack human beings for no reason
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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