trying to cheer myself up with some clingy couple goodness
How do you have your break?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT KIND OF MARKETING CAMPAIGN ARE YOU RUNNING
The Best one. Buy our Product.
jESU-
I’m Gonna make Her your Products name
what about Us
Well it’d be weird to say that I’m gonna make her Hershey’s
and Squirt isn’t weirder?
Okay Sure I want Samurott to Hershey’s her delicious creamy love juices all over my face
Hershey squirts
fuck dude they sure do
give the trees names and they will protect you
(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good
-The electoral college will majority vote for Hillary on nov 29 despite what happened last night
- Trump will lose one of his court dates and will be kicked out of Presidency
- Enough people will protest and he will be impeached
- He’ll do something dumb enough to get himself impeached
- Republicans in congress will hate him enough to not let him do anything if he stays
- He gets sniped by Window Maker the day he takes oath





