bemusedlybespectacled:

spiritednug:

z-nogyrop:

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

elektronx:

Better watch where you leave your stuff or little Techtor might get to it :3c

He will most likely spend it on video games

slab-o-meat:

dont DO that

elektronx:

Scope has always had those K̮ĪL̚LͨËR̲ I᷂N͘SͭT̘I̮N͚CͯT̪Ṣ ever since he was a little snoot. :3c

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

why’s he look like he was just born

i honestly didnt even notice the 420 tommy wiseau coated in afterbirth has held my full attention until literally right now

gwynndolin:

veltish:

gwynndolin:

when you accidently beat off for the fourth time in one day

gwynn I distinctly remember you telling me the most you could jerk off in a day was like 2 times

Pushing yourself beyond your limits is what it means to be super saiyan

coonfootproductions:

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

grimelords:

the concept of mike myers alone in his car saying ‘do I make you horny?’ in a funny voice and presumably cracking up for ten minutes after that is incredibly funny

littledeludeddupes:

littledeludeddupes:

his name is nart

(drawn from this painting, origin of the snart meme)

i just remembered this and how fucked it is i spent two days in a hyper-concentrated frenzy making this with only a mouse and im pretty sure i was fucking possessed 

kerictus:

*taako voice* listen,