Silver Tongue

angergirl:

That guy playing the Joker claiming that his harassment of his coworkers was “method acting” is so ridiculous because like


None of those “pranks” were remotely like the Joker? At all?


He could have stolen the mallet prop for Harley’s actress and left it on her work chair with a dozen roses wrapped in a whoopee cushion, and that would have been %300 more in character.

He could have dressed up (badly) as the director and sat in the director’s chair, claimed that the movie was now going to be all about him, and then gotten comically distraught when no one paid attention.

He could have, I don’t know, used actual humor while NOT LEGIT HARASSING HIS COWORKERS

If someone pulled that shit at ANY of the jobs I worked at, they would have been fired on the spot. But he claims that it’s method acting, and he gets away with it? Gross as hell.

gaminghumour:
“I owe you one fallout 😂
”

gaminghumour:

I owe you one fallout 😂

omegajako:

historical-nonfiction:

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

mell-bell:
“GUYS BALDWIN TRUMP IS WEARING A FUCKING RUSSIAN FLAG PIN ON SNL RN IM FUCKING DYING
”

mell-bell:

GUYS BALDWIN TRUMP IS WEARING A FUCKING RUSSIAN FLAG PIN ON SNL RN IM FUCKING DYING

tsaomengde:

My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead’s 18 and steel’s ~500-940 (depending upon the kind of steel).

Now, I know that tensile strength is not necessarily the best measure of a material’s ability to function as armor, but I’m a liberal arts major and didn’t care to actually do that much more research before going straight to, “EVIL ICE DEMONS IN MERCURY ARMOR. THE PCS CAN’T LOOT IT BECAUSE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON IT MELTS AND KILLS THEM.”

cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ smeck
@sunnyside-art
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cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ bounce-cling for toonyshoe
@toonytou
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cyanocitta-blattidae:

bounce-cling for toonyshoe

@toonytou