Silver Tongue

maxofs2d:

Great thread about online moderation. Source / link in the last tweet.

lipstickluchador:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

cactme:

memewhore:

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This might be the worst offer I’ve ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

werewolf boyfriend simulator

you will not see the gates of heaven

quasarkisses:

voidingintotheshout:

disaster-goth:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

everyone in the comments like “its just focaccia” “he’s never seen someone bake focaccia before?” shut the fuck up

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And also, everyone has different experiences and an experience can be a person’s first time, even if it’s something you’ve seen over and over again. I was going on a hike in Central Jersey with a bunch of kids from Trenton, inner city. There were squirrels and birds singing. Typical suburban forest. It was a normal hike for me but this was the wilderness for them and they were excited and frightened because this was the furthest they had ever been from the city and they didn’t have any idea what a poisonous plant looked like or where snakes might be and it was all exciting and new, this suburban New Jersey forest. It’s really nice when you can just celebrate the exciting moment with a person without showing off how much of the world you have experienced.

I’m always grateful I got to see this xkcd strip when I was young enough to change

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time to head to the desert with the poss posse! letsa go!
https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

time to head to the desert with the poss posse! letsa go!

https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
Anonymous

kramergate:

brieflyshadywolf:

kramergate:

beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

What sort of monster do you think Wonka is he makes chocolate for children for god sakes

did we watch the same fucking movie

modmad:

shinobi-bacon:

They’re debating

ace attorney

doubleca5t:

fuckyeahkacie:

prime-tiktoks:

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The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the “mineral” egg group

jerkbutch:
“ emoji-mashup-bot:
“ 😏 smirk + 🥺 pleading  From Twitter ” ”

jerkbutch:

emoji-mashup-bot:

😏 smirk + 🥺 pleading

From Twitter
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