the reson im even on tumblr is cause its so blue i thought it was the minecraft ocean
@vox takes on the trope of the hypercompetent female sidekick. You know her – the one who’s the smartest, toughest and most capable yet ends up being rescued by the less talented, but extremely straight, white, cisgender and male hero.
This intersects well with discussions about the pay gap and obstacles women face in their careers. For those of us who aren’t straight white cisgender men – the persistence of being typecast as not-the-hero (or the boss, or the leader, or the expert commenter) despite qualifications, talents and capabilities is a lived reality.
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Truth.
my problems with this are gamora, hermione and leia. Star lord and thrax were captured at the same time she was so it shouldn’t be counted. Hermione was often a deus ex machina whenever harry and ron got in trouble like with the time turner or the diner. And leia willingly went with vader in the beginning because she already sent the plans to someone she could trust and this was the best way to limit casualties. The second time she got captured was in cloud city and luke, han and chewey were captured at the same time because they captured the party, not specifically her. The last time she got captured was by the ewoks and again, they kidnapped the party so it wasn’t just her and they are hardly villains.
Me: uuhhhh hey guys no update today but uuuuhhhhh heres a pik sound track with 25 tracks….
hey if 8 tracks fucked your wife like it did mine i uploaded the same playlist onto playmoss!!!
Best Spongebob episodes
- ripped pants
- when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
- krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
- plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
- FIRMLY GRASP IT
- i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu
- “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
- Krusty Krab training video
- The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
- WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
- Sandy hibernates
- Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam
- spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
- onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
- when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
- When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
- WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
- CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
- Spongebob B.C.
- When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
- SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
- Magic Conch Shell
- SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
- Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
- FUUUUUTUUREEEE
- talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
- the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
- Kevin and the queen jellyfish
- Fine dining and breathing
- Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee
I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself
i’m sorry but where the hell is band geeks
