The 1971 Gene Wilder film is objectively the best Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adaptation because all subsequent media has tried to make Willy Wonka relatable, or at least warped in a fun and sympathetic sort of way, but Gene Wilder stared the source material in the face and said: “No, there’s something deeply and dangerously wrong with this man. I’ll have done my job correctly if you look up at the screen and see nothing human behind those eyes.”
Do you think the star wars universe has like.. a trigger discipline equivalent for the lightsaber. like people on the internet will see a picture of a beginner jedi holding the sword and they’ll go “LOL wrist not set at 30° perpendicular to the right hip bone. have fun losing your hand you idiot”
Sans would then go on to explain that he has also already completed the fossil section of his museum, and he wasn’t aware that duplicate fossils were a thing. “i would just bring my fossils to bathers and he always wanted to take em..”
He would probably then go on to say how annoying the Alexandra Birdwings and Golden Stags are because they’re the only two bugs he seems to be able find. Much to kids’ horror. XD
I fully believe that Sans would be luckiest and most infuriating ACNHs player. Popular villagers just stumble onto his island willy nilly.. he shoves all of his flowers into one corner of his island and gets blue roses without even trying or knowing how rare they are.. he magically picks out the legit artwork without even knowing that there are fraudulent works in the mix.. He probably just casually goofs around in game amongst these highly valuable things that he’s just magically stumbled into, much to the annoyance of everyone else. And the best part is that he either wouldn’t know how valuable this stuff is or he just wouldn’t care. XD
remember in homestuck when rose was just minding her own business and eridan who she had only interacted with like once literal years earlier just randomly started aggressively messaging her like “magic is fake and stupid and you’re a charlatan you stupid fuck what do you have to say about THAT” and she wasnt even really that into magic and was just like “what” because that’s literally the most accurate internet interaction ive ever seen in my life
this is good but you forget to mention he was midkey horny for her
you’re absolutely right, that’s even MORE peak internet interaction
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