eyelander:

LOOK AT THESE NOTES MEI LEFT HERSELF ON ECO-POINT ANTARCTICA 

rikki-recesh:

joetheblogger:

glauxpoetica:

this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST

8:30pm on Cartoon Network got fucking real last night.

“The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, i.e., the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being.” 

wienercutter:

widow… do you always have to cut up vegetables so dramatically

amydiddle:

spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

jitterbugjive:

salteddriftwood:

a gift for Jitterbugjive of his pony character Smudge

hooray for smudge! <3

dilfosaur:

they are friends because of course these people are friends

electric-chai:

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

sagihairius:

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe