thebootydiaries:

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

ridiculouscake:
“ ~NOTE EXPANSION TIME (Blueberry Juice Edition)~
It’s Violet’s turn now, and doesn’t she seem exited?
Lets start things off slowly:
1 Like = 1 Liter
1 Reblog= 1 Gallon  ”

ridiculouscake:

~NOTE EXPANSION TIME (Blueberry Juice Edition)~


It’s Violet’s turn now, and doesn’t she seem exited?

Lets start things off slowly:


1 Like = 1 Liter
1 Reblog= 1 Gallon

postsombra:

We poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Jill Stein 2016 happens tomorrow

Do KitKats get a lot of pussy?
Anonymous

kitkatofficial:

Samurott Pussy

kitkatofficial:
“ Have a break and fuck an entire Samurott
”

kitkatofficial:

Have a break and fuck an entire Samurott

legally-bitchtastic:

tparadox:

solluxisms:

Hhhhh fuck my life, millenials are turning out in low numbers for early votes. I’ve seen several of you that have already voted but please, if you haven’t then go *before* the rush next Tuesday. You will lose less sanity and be less overwhelmed, if people try to bullshit you on ID shit you have more time to get what you need, the lines aren’t so long you can’t get your vote in, it’s all-around a much better experience.

If you don’t like Hillary, hold your nose and pretend it’s Bernie. We need Bernie-level turnout here and even Bernie has said it. Vote Hillary so Bernie has a shot at enacting some serious reform in the Senate. He can do amazing things in the Senate if he’s backed by other Senators and a President that leans liberal.

*gets down on my knees and prays to any gods that can hear me*

IF YOU ARE IN LINE BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSE, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE

If anyone tells you the line is full, or that the time is up and everyone in line needs to go home, DO NOT LEAVE. Call the Election Protection Coalition at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.

I mean you guys, this is not a fucking game. Take this seriously, please.

wonder-meathead:
“ pockmarkedmoon:
“ What the actual fuck
”
“buy something someone else hated making”
that’s the greatest line I’ve ever read
”

wonder-meathead:

pockmarkedmoon:

What the actual fuck

“buy something someone else hated making”

that’s the greatest line I’ve ever read

youngbadmanbrown:
“ Don’t let anyone stop you from voting
”

youngbadmanbrown:

Don’t let anyone stop you from voting

lauriehalseanderson:

elloellenoh:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

imjustusingthistolikeartists:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ominouslymathematical:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix1977:

mutantlexi:

cassiebones:

ghostsships:

thingstolovefor:

I’ll be writing in Bernie as well. #Love it!

Post: This is a really bad idea that will make it more likely for Trump to win.
Bernie Sanders: Please vote for Hillary instead of writing me in.
People: I’m gonna write Bernie in!

DON’T. VOTE. FOR BERNIE

All of these “I’ll write in Bernie” people, are literally the living embodiment of Privilege.

The main point of this post: voting third party or writing in Bernie will split the vote and basically hand Donald the White House. 

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DO NOT WRITE IN A NAME

DO NOT VOTE THIRD PARTY OR VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS

FOR GODS SAKE BERNIE SANDERS HAS TOLD PEOPLE NOT TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT WILL NOT WORK AND IT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR TRUMP TO WIN

ALSO, WRITING IN BERNIE WON’T WORK, HE ISN’T AN APPROVED THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE. WRITING HIM IN IS LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY!

THIS

IT IS LITERALLY NOT LEGALLY POSSIBLE UNDER US LAW FOR BERNIE SANDERS TO BECOME PRESIDENT

Now if you want to ACTUALLY show your support for Bernie, vote democrat in the senate elections

Because if the democrats get a senate majority that means Bernie Sanders will be in a position of power in the senate

That’s a way to ACTUALLY show your support

Writing his name in on presidential ballots though? That’s WASTING YOUR VOTE

YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON

For literally the hundredth time: Voting for Hillary Clinton is the ONLY WAY to guarantee Trump does not become president

Also it’s illegal to take a photo of your ballot

YES that is important to remember as well!

Please please please don’t vote third party! Please save us from the Apocalypse!!

All of this.

All of fucking this.

I love Bernie, too. But a vote for him or Gary or Jill or Luke Cage is a vote for Donald Trump. The stakes are too high this time around. Don’t play. Vote for Hillary Clinton.

I am.

If tomorrow comes and donald trump is announced the winner, I will personally hold all you dumbasses who wrote in bernie sanders or voted johnson or stein responsable. this is not the time to protest vote or joke vote. this is the fate of what may legitimately be the world considering trump has expressed his affinity for nukes.