official-spec:

officialspec:

actually !! hello time to talk abt alien hcs bc i am About That

instead of aging progressively trolls actually ‘molt’ every 2 sweeps or so. molting is basically just, hibernating for a few days in either their ready made coon or making their own if they dont have access. they come out a lil bit bigger every time, and around their 8th sweep molt their irises start going from grey to their blood colour. unlike humans, who stop growing at a certain point, trolls continue molting until their death, though they get less frequent in older ages. under the right conditions trolls can live for a . fuckening long time (eg the condesce) and end up being Real Big

FORGOT to provide example

big

vampireapologist:

dr-doc-phd:

Honestly, the thing about jojo is that it starts kinda normal, and each new bizarre thing it introduces seems so logical in context; you don’t even realize how weird it is until you look up and realized you’ve gone from watching two kids fighting for daddy’s approval, to watching a 70 year old old man helping his grandson cheat at MLB 2k 1989 to save the immortal soul of his best friend while simultaneously searching for the surviving one of those aforementioned kids, who’s now a sexy evil vampire that stops time and has stolen his rivals body.

JOJO STARTS OUT AS HISTORICAL FICTION.

cubewatermelon:

random design of some kind of flapflap mermaid

someone on twitter dubbed ‘em a Manta Wraith, of which I heartily approve.

noelfrost:

prinnyemperor:

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

False, it’s actually:

porygonn:

elphiekin:

kawaiisaiyan:

welp

based off this post

This is so dumb have you ever fucking met the homestuck fandom. Its just a bunch of 12 year olds who are just as bad as superwholocks honestly

I think we found another superwholock,

ohmygil:

jazzhandscomics:

kingofthesevenseas:

Alright then.

CONFIRMED: Deadpool 2 is actually Ryan Reynolds just staring at the camera on his phone for two hours

Ngl this is the most Deadpool thing I’ve seen come out of the sequel news.

HOnestly, this sounds more deadpool than ever

bloodsbane:

Victim of Fashion - Jenny vs The Crust Cousins (Part 1)

phoneus:

trophyuncle:

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

littleblackchat:

stand-up-gifs:

CLINTON’S ODDS IN THE 538 FORECAST ARE DROPPING LIKE A ROCK. WE CANNOT ALLOW TRUMP TO BE PRESIDENT. FUCKING VOTE!!!

Putting this on my main blog because good lord people vote or the racists will win