traumabrained:

self care is drinking two bottles of wine and trying to get an angel to Descend To Earth and choke you against the bathroom wall.

tolaughterandbeyond:

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

caffinatedstory:

pansexual-icey:

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.

DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:

N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE

N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened.
but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter”

I’m not sure if you know
but you just basically wrote:
“We drove out of the lubrication”

smudgedup:

opening up

junkerdva:

I was watching the new D.Va highlight intro frame-by-frame (shut up it’s all I have ok) and I always thought she had some kind of eject button in her MEKA seat that sent her flying into the air, but I noticed at the beginning of this intro she clearly exits the mech, hangs on to the back for a split second, and THEN launches herself into the air. and nothing seems to be propelling her upward at all.

(I slowed it down in gif form so you can see it better)

which means she’s flinging herself a ridiculous distance into the air, like in this intro…

…using her leg muscles alone

well duh, she’s a rabbit

scoreofvolunteers:

self-hatingnarcissist:

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

Oh

RESPECT.

hugh hefner has always been a feminist.the women in his magazines do it 100% of their own volition because they want to. Because there’s nothing wrong with being sexual if it’s her choice and all parties agree to the terms.

dragon-in-a-fez:

I love the use of the word “arrives” like it was expected yet also somewhat feared

canadian kaiju

mcavoy:

A woman made some DYI spicey cut outs to spruce up your bushes (x)

goingloco:

In the early days Genji surely must have had a breakdown once in a while. And while Gabe is maybe not the hug-type can he at least provide some feel-good-movies.