Silver Tongue
nevver:
“Calvin and Hobbes
”

volcanize:

impormable:

samoyedsabaka:

cubbster-d:

timoleonvieta:

Unquestionably, my favourite simpsons clip.

Hahaha yasss

Hands down the best episode of the Simpsons

image

Oh my god

stevensugar:

Tres Horny Equipment Shirt

Do you like The Adventure Zone? Do you wear t-shirts?? Well now you don’t have to choose! I designed an official The Adventure Zone t-shirt for Topatoco! 

You can get yours right here!!!

destinyrush:

Millennials are trying the hardest to change this country and the whole world for the better but are always blamed for every damn thing

bellygangstaboo:

The jokes just write themselves

lackadaisycats:

I guess we could all use a hug sometimes.  (Like now, maybe.)


Response to a question posed by a Patreon supporter.
The full size image can be viewed here.

tetratheripper:
“  I had never felt so proud of myself 😭💕💕💕
My collaboration in Homestuck’s 2017 calendar, WeLoveFine.
Thank you so much to the WLF staff for offering me this opportunity and trusting me.
”

tetratheripper:

I had never felt so proud of myself 😭💕💕💕

My collaboration in Homestuck’s 2017 calendar, WeLoveFine.
Thank you so much to the WLF staff for offering me this opportunity and trusting me.

thursdayplaid:
“ amolecularmachine:
“ spobforpresident:
“ amolecularmachine:
“ spobforpresident:
“ amolecularmachine:
“ spobforpresident:
“ fatgirlopinions:
“ tumblhurgoyf:
“ thetasteoffire:
“i am at my fucking capacity
”
Food $200
Data $150
Rent...

thursdayplaid:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

amolecularmachine:

spobforpresident:

fatgirlopinions:

tumblhurgoyf:

thetasteoffire:

i am at my fucking capacity

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Avocado Toast $3600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

I’m dead 😑

Tim Gurner needs to go back to the drawing board

I see your ridiculously rich guy telling people to stop eating fruit and raise you a ridiculously rich guy who made it his life mission to get people to eat more fruit

If you’re talking about Magnus Scheving he doesn’t count since it’s still up for debate if he’s even human

1.) of course I am who else would I be talking about

2.) hey. all I said was “ridiculously rich guy”. didn’t say “ridiculously rich human guy”. 

1.) I don’t know your life

2.) Nonhuman creatures are automatically disqualified since they don’t often adhere to the human gender binary

whoops, sorry, you’re right. I should have said “ridiculously rich person”. 

The spobforpresident and amolecularmachine lazytown conversations are why I live.