nomidot:

meanwhile..

Looks like they’re getting along just fine

elektronx:

Brother!! :D

mbulteau:

sinbadism:

penguinjeans:

communistbakery:

kramergate:

actually,

it’s been illegal to cook our bread here in the ‘states ever since the Big Toast Ban of 1994

i mean american bread is hella sweet and british bread has almost no flavour and the flavours of the butter is a lot different soo,,

That’s literally not true we have all kinds of bread in America and butter is butter dude.

I can taste like 500 different variables within a droplet of butter, the combinations of which multiply exponentially depending on at the very least brand, moisture in the air, temperature, my mood, the butter’s mood, the tide, and current international affairs

don’t you fucking come at me with that buttersbutterdude nonsense

why is there a NSFW warning on the article?

butteryandashamed:

awkwardindividuals:

femmefixit:

dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job

dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job

not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time

dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.

FUCKING THANK YOU

Also, NOT choosing to make yourself miserable does not make you weaker than people who do - IT JUST MAKES YOU LESS MISERABLE. Took me way too long to realize that one.

kawaiitriot:

pyjamathyst:

weavemama:

weavemama:

No, you did not just read about a racist protest that took place in the 1950s. THIS HAPPENED RIGHT HERE IN 2017……   Dozens of white supremacists gathered around with literal fucking torches while chanting nazi ideologies as an intimidation tactic… you wanna know the scariest part? they’re not wearing hoods or any other form of “protection”, which means they don’t even care about being exposed anymore…. I’m telling ya’ll white supremacy is one of the biggest threats to america. we cannot allow history to repeat itself by allowing this terrorism to continue 

oh yeah, and one more thing. no one was arrested during this so called “protest”. sure, the police showed up….. but all they did was tell them to leave. no tear gas was thrown, no beatings, no rubber bullets, no national guard, no charges brought up…….. just a good ole peaceful disperse of a racist ass crowd.. 

but god forbid BLM protests against police brutality while holding nothing but  signs

WHAT THE FUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEACTUALFUCK

tretijreznor:

gallery of cowards who reply rather than reblogging because theyd be obliterated for their disrespect were they to engage directly

diadraws:

its probably way too soon for this kinda stuff

that wont stop me from drawing it anyways :D 

thekoreanpineapple:

The dorkiest grim reaper in the history of grim reapers (whisper: saaaaave hiiiimmm)

merqurycitymd:

threeonamatch:

newvagabond:

boltgsr:

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

@voynichs

“NO” IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER