Silver Tongue
glowbat:
“wizard with a gun
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glowbat:

wizard with a gun 

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

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iampikachuhearmeroar:

identityconstellations:

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling.
Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.”
After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

chaotic evil

chaotic learning

chaotic good

fruknkl:

i’m going to articulate this poorly because words aren’t my strong suit but

there’s no “other side” to the holocaust. there is no “other side” to genocide. it’s wrong, full stop. to argue for it even hypothetically is a monstrous thing to do.

the nazis need “humanising” only insofar as to maintain the understanding that people are capable of doing such evil, and to keep watch of ourselves to make sure something like the holocaust doesn’t happen again. 

nobody needs to humanise the nazis to “understand their side of the story.” their side is void and wrong and worthless. current neonazis and holocaust deniers are the new breed of this evil and should be stamped out, not have their viewpoints and arguments and beliefs taught in schools as a valid system of beliefs. 

mojave-wasteland-official:

thelarkascends:

mojave-wasteland-official:

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

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I’ve never read My Immortal is it worth checking out in This Modern Age Of 2016

okay im going in

does every chapter begin with ebony describing precisely what shes wearing

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I feel like the writing is getting noticeably more………………….. loose…………… the further i go

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im halfway through and the cognitive load needed to parse literally any given sentence is so intense but i need to keep going

The signs as “My Immortal” quotes

astrologysucks:

Aries: “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!“ It was………..Dumbledore!” 

Taurus: “Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister. “Bye bitch.” I said waving

Gemini: “Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!” 

Cancer: “He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.” 

Leo:  And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Virgo: In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.

Libra: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” 

Scorpio: “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” 

Sagittarius: “EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!”

Capricorn: “You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!” 

Aquarius: “Allah Kedavra!” 

Pisces: Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.