Silver Tongue

maxinesarahart:

Not a topic for debate.

acoolguy:
“ suppermariobroth:
“Unlicensed Paper Mario-themed water gun.
” ”

acoolguy:

suppermariobroth:

Unlicensed Paper Mario-themed water gun.

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Continuing the discussion of monster ages: it's entirely possible that certain races of monster have variable life expectancies, like how different animals have different ones. Gerson is obviously based on a tortoise, an animal that, at the most extreme, can live to be over 250 years old, so who's to say that tortoise monsters don't have a similarly extended lifespan?

lynxgriffin:

Yeah, that’s my thoughts on it. Since he’s a tortoise monster, it’d make sense he had a super long lifespan. And the other monsters may have a variety of lifespan lengths depending on what kind of monsters they are, where and how they live, etc. 

Don’t forget I’d they don’t have kids they don’t age after a certain point

yourplayersaidwhat:

One of our players had to leave the game permanently, so our GM tried to decide the fate of their character.

GM: So Priscilla has fallen in love with one of the prostitutes in town and has elected to stay behind.

Player 1: Is it a guy or a girl?

GM: *rolls die* Guy.

Player 2: Aw man, how boring!

Entire table: *grumbles about heteronormativity*

GM: Okay you know what? Fine! *pulls out several dice*

GM: Priscilla is now dating *rolls die* 3 people. They are *rolls more dice* a cis guy, a trans guy, and a nonbinary person. *rolls more dice* Two of them are prostitutes. *rolls more dice* It’s the cis guy and the trans guy. Are you all happy now?

Entire table: Yeah that works for us. 

mx-fawkes:

mx-fawkes:

mx-fawkes:

Roadhog becomes renowned among furry artists as that one guy who has spent thousands of dollars commissioning pictures of his fursona

He doesn’t do online payments, just sends parcels of cash and sometimes stolen jewellery

He tips /really/ well

The whole furry community knew when he got a bf because he started commissioning pictures of his fursona with some kind of rat/possum/fox hybrid

centipeetle:

As soon as Tumblr steals twitter’s “hey your friend liked this!” feature we are royally fucked. The consequences will be dire, far reaching, catastrophic

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:
“His last words
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ananxiousraccoon:
“local artist comes back to life after listening to the new gorillaz album, immediately starts wasting it by scribbling a singer that isnt even rael for the rest of the day. more news at eleven
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ananxiousraccoon:

local artist comes back to life after listening to the new gorillaz album, immediately starts wasting it by scribbling a singer that isnt even rael for the rest of the day. more news at eleven

cwote:
“everything you are is enough. you are here for a reason.
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cwote:

everything you are is enough. you are here for a reason.