Not a topic for debate.
Yeah, that’s my thoughts on it. Since he’s a tortoise monster, it’d make sense he had a super long lifespan. And the other monsters may have a variety of lifespan lengths depending on what kind of monsters they are, where and how they live, etc.
Don’t forget I’d they don’t have kids they don’t age after a certain point
One of our players had to leave the game permanently, so our GM tried to decide the fate of their character.
GM: So Priscilla has fallen in love with one of the prostitutes in town and has elected to stay behind.
Player 1: Is it a guy or a girl?
GM: *rolls die* Guy.
Player 2: Aw man, how boring!
Entire table: *grumbles about heteronormativity*
GM: Okay you know what? Fine! *pulls out several dice*
GM: Priscilla is now dating *rolls die* 3 people. They are *rolls more dice* a cis guy, a trans guy, and a nonbinary person. *rolls more dice* Two of them are prostitutes. *rolls more dice* It’s the cis guy and the trans guy. Are you all happy now?
Entire table: Yeah that works for us.
Roadhog becomes renowned among furry artists as that one guy who has spent thousands of dollars commissioning pictures of his fursona
He doesn’t do online payments, just sends parcels of cash and sometimes stolen jewellery
He tips /really/ well
The whole furry community knew when he got a bf because he started commissioning pictures of his fursona with some kind of rat/possum/fox hybrid
As soon as Tumblr steals twitter’s “hey your friend liked this!” feature we are royally fucked. The consequences will be dire, far reaching, catastrophic





