Silver Tongue

shwit:

micaxiii:

micaxiii:

Squishy got a new friend.
Their name is Squashy.

image

They would like to thank the academy…

@shadow-dio-sama

techmomma:
“Pirate funfact: y’know those big belts pirates and old-school sailors are often depicted with? There’s a reason for them! They’re the equivalent of hernia belts, to prevent you from, well, getting a hernia from heavy pulling and exertion,...

techmomma:

Pirate funfact: y’know those big belts pirates and old-school sailors are often depicted with? There’s a reason for them! They’re the equivalent of hernia belts, to prevent you from, well, getting a hernia from heavy pulling and exertion, a very real danger for sailors of the day. 

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell
team fortress 2 in a nutshell
murderouspurpledad:
“ weeniebagel:
“ Happy mothers day
”
Luigi did you lay this egg
”
that’s mama luigi to you

murderouspurpledad:

weeniebagel:

Happy mothers day

Luigi did you lay this egg

that’s mama luigi to you

gghero:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

I like to call it pocket monster factory

spookycombustion:

tru-ho:

writing-prompt-s:

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

Swiper ain’t swiping no more

loveliest-suggestions:

lovelyconcepts:

affectionsuggestion:

algidsuggestions:

mysticsuggestion:

nighttimesuggestions:

fluff-oh-suggestions:

tinyastronaut-suggestion:

heavyheartsuggestion:

meaningfulsuggestion:

You make me feel a little less tired.

You make me feel a little more safe.

You make me feel a little more celestial

You make me feel a little less nervous.

You make me feel a little less scared.

You make me feel a little more normal.

You make me feel a little less cold.

You make me feel a little more cuddly

You make me feel a little more in love

you make me feel a little more happy

princeloki:
“ queerrussetpotato:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ dogbirthday:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ (photo by bowlerhatbear)
”
go with him
”
he wants to show you something
”
he has a side quest for you
”
this is how people get taken by the fae
”
honestly,...

princeloki:

queerrussetpotato:

jumpingjacktrash:

dogbirthday:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

go with him

he wants to show you something

he has a side quest for you

this is how people get taken by the fae

honestly, being taken by the fae is better than staying here