Silver Tongue

ame-gosh:

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

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maybe some day, on some new horizon

babygirlgeralt:

rhube:

duckbunny:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

absolutely delighted that this simplifies the situation

Having grown up here I do regard this as batshit, and yet also at the same time obvious and correct.

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cuddlef1sh:

bing-bong-bingus:

cuddlef1sh:

kingsofeverything:

mikkaeus:

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I-

thank you twitter, this is the only recommended topic post I’ll accept

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You think that’s bad? At my work I do noncon! (I ship items that are non-conveyable on moving belts)

Y-you ship noncon…

*sigh* this is where the call out post starts, isn’t it

elodieunderglass:

nerdygaymormon:

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“Them/their hills”

cairo-overcoat:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john: 

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What about when he fake tosses it

jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

vergak:

52 Facts About About Warlocks That Will Blow Your Pussy Hair Clean Off

Are the facts or the warlocks doing that

seblester:

Four years in art college, and look at me go.