Silver Tongue

wherearelewisandclark:

i’m asexual and tired. reblog if you are also asexual and tired. 

shingojira:

shingojira:

shingojira:

chaos reigns 

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i made the mod too

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solistliam:

yall out here saying “big tummies and squishy thighs are good!!!!” but how many of yall would actually date a fat person… how many tumblr dot com users make fun of overweight people irl… don’t reblog fat positivity posts if all you care about is seeming nice online

cosmic-rumpus:

based on this post: http://cosmic-rumpus.tumblr.com/post/133373727831/what-if-john-and-jake-have-competitions-where-they


‘ what if john and jake have competitions where they scarf down a handful of peanuts (of which they are deathly allergic to) to see who can die and revive the fastest and everybody just cheers them on and places their bets and are just screaming at these dying boys “DIE FASTER” ‘

aceluz:

aceluz:

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE??
HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.

WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

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AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??

THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.

WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE

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AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.

SMOKEY THE BEAR.

NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR

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don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE

THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS

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And this one of course
we all know its Berenstein

b ut

OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE

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im so done I’m leaving the planet

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get the fuc k  out

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What the actual fuck

bloodsbane:

my favorite thing about taz (and more specifically the taaco twins) is that if you didn’t know someone’s taako design before lup was revealed, it’s basically impossible to tell who is who in fanart unless it’s specified and i fucking love that

foxy-mulder:

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

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