Silver Tongue

spaceclrop:

How I want ALL my dates to end. ALL of them. 

finally drew some NITW stuff

finally drew some NITW stuff

taigas-den:
“ madsciences:
“ grimfangsmaw:
“ deerypoof:
“ Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
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IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST...

taigas-den:

madsciences:

grimfangsmaw:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

@ishyreblogs

@littlestwarrior
fyspringfield:
“Happy 61st Birthday, Homer J. Simpson!”

fyspringfield:

Happy 61st Birthday, Homer J. Simpson!

supervillain124:

charliewomanofletters:

My cat naps on my stomach and purrs quietly as I whisper in her ear “You think I’m a cat, don’t you?“

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR CAT WHISPERED INTO YOUR EAR “you think I’m a cat, don’t you?” AND THAT WOULD BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND TERRIFYING STORY

taxloopholes:

I think he deleted the tweet because I can’t find it

jedtheguy:

iamtade:

@jedtheguy if this scene had been in the musical, it would all be 100 times creepier and darker. Imagine a lot of people playing dead cores. Absolutely terrifying.

That would be an awfully big pile of…

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Originally posted by yahooentertainment

CORE-pses.

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keenveins:

What the fuck. Someone grabbed Dan’s crotch while he was high fiving people last night at the L.A. NSP show and Dan laughed it off but woo boy that isn’t alright.

We’ve always been a mostly sane fandom of people but I’ve been to a ton of concerts and watched band members get clothes ripped and their belts taken off and stolen, and their dicks rubbed. Fuck, I even remember that a very young girl forced a kiss on a lead singer when he went to take a pic with her.

Please, please don’t let that start happening with Dan. Don’t ruin the NSP shows for other fans because you’re beinga creepy fuck. Dan shouldn’t have to laugh off or joke off being inappropriately touched.