Silver Tongue

omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE

You really have lost control of your life.

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I may have gone overboard with this

thebutthag:

Ongoing comic about a knight and a dragon.

amypinx:

cool adults or whatever

guys…

jojo56830:

greenieloveszelink:

After reading this entry in Zelda’s diary… 

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I can only imagine that this happened:

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i would make a fanart based on that image but i can’t draw to save my life

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(vriska) d6

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had a lot of fun w/ this! not used to drawing more emotional expressions so this was nice practice.

local-gargoyle:

we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags

my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash

lovedragon69:

wannabeotakuboy:

quarter:

since when was king dedede a fucking eagle…i swear he’s always been a penguin what universe did i stumble into today

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what

WHAT

that’s some berenstain/bereinstein shit right there

tsunglasses:

So this bot followed me and I swear to God it’s made a better shitpost than everyone on tumblr combined

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I’m fucking losing my mind here man.

gethzorpazorp:
“ blizzard, consider this:
Pinyatta
”

gethzorpazorp:

blizzard, consider this: 


Pinyatta