Silver Tongue

earthlyspirit:

edens-blog:

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

Call out post for those confounded Dover boys!!!!!!

dork-larue:

siphersaysstuff:

krudman:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

  • I HATE TOM
  • I HATE DICK
  • I HATE LARRY

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Delete this post, Dan Backslide

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Delete this post, Dan Backslide

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Delete this post, Dan Backslide

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An inbox!

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I’ll send them hate mail!

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NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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DEAR RICH DORA STANDPIPE. HOW I LOVE HER-

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…followers’ reblogs.

Forced to pass a certain blog,

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a porn blog of unsavory repute,

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our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual, uncompromising moral fortitude.

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bonesleo:

this is the single greatest meme i have seen from any of my facebook groups and frankly y’all need to step up your game

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part2of3:
“Damian has little patience for super powers.
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part2of3:

Damian has little patience for super powers.

softconnor:

when people treat online artists like shit and act as if they’re entitled to content from them 

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blackbirdrose:
“ singing-songs-to-myself:
“its that time of year again
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Here we go!
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blackbirdrose:

singing-songs-to-myself:

its that time of year again

Here we go!

rare-steak:
“ m̍e̳t͐t̴a͋t͢o̘n͝
actually fun to draw
unanimated versions
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rare-steak:

m̍e̳t͐t̴a͋t͢o̘n͝

actually fun to draw

unanimated versions

freedricksanchez:

A new ad/video popped up with Rick and Morty! I have no idea if this uses footage from season 3 but enjoy! 

theoppositeofprofound:

Ain’t no party like an IPRE party because an IPRE party don’t stop until a hundred years have passed, dozens of worlds have died despite your best efforts, you’ve thrown an entire continent into chaos, civil war has divided your team, and everyone is either mindwiped, dead, stuck in an umbrella, or desperately trying to save everyone they love in a world where no one remembers the force of evil coming to consume all of reality.