helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

metalgirlysolid:

molsno:

jojo’s bizarre adventure: episode 1

jojo’s bizarre adventure: episode 57

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Episode 84

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

i love when gravity falls makes abrupt history/political jokes

“TAKE ME TO THE SOVIET UNION!” “thats going to be tough..for a number of reasons.”

“a long time ago i designed a prototype for ronald reagan’s masters”

this

“this is a dark day for america”

just this picture of dipper relentlessly breaking wax richard nixon’s legs reeks raw political power of dismantling a corrupt government

hetcharacteroftheday:

hetcharacteroftheday:

kingcasanuva:

That’s unsanitary, people eat those.

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

mint-and-love:

lucidnee:

If you don’t blow ya Capri sun back up after you drink it all you’re boring and not my friend

How dare you disrespect the pouch

if you blow it up and throw it for a dog to catch like a ball, then the power of the punch punishes you by turning you into a furry

indianburns:

even the dead are feeling sorry at this point

alarmfire:

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual

just say it like meatloaf