magnolia-noire:

black-to-the-bones:

This is something. 

hbcus student bodies are lit but their administrations are sent from hell

hannicanny:

trying to schedule vague plans with friends like:

thebestmoreorless:

SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT

awesomefrench:

SHOTS FIRED

grimelords:

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

today’s goal:

gotta get 6 dollars so i can buy a box of cinnamon toast crunch

good news everyone, ive done everything on my to-do list.

im going to take the rest of the day off. ive earned it.

we dont have any milk

steppenvvolf:

oceaniccunt:

hinaofficial:

when you dont have counter strike installed this dude comes out of the screen and kills you

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

mmishaya:

Me and my mutuals logging tf in