Silver Tongue
Steven Universe is such a beautiful show <3

niko-irl:

shi-no-ganbou:

Me: M’hungry. Guess I’ll make myself some corned beef since we have nothing else in the fridge.

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What the fuck.

level: easy

is nobody surprised that the recipe was supplied by alton brown?

legalwifi:

when your mother repeats what you have to do a thousand times

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porterr-robinson:
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junkraty:

cookie-waffle:

beatles-cartoon-analysis:

traumatizedofficial:

wtfbeatlescartoon:

Man: How much is two and two?

Ape:*rips off shirt*

Man: Four! That’s Right! How do you spell “Swahili”?

Ape:*rips off pants*

Man: *pained shriek*

the beatles are gay representation

im in hell

IM FAUCKING DYCIN G HOL Y SHID T

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thathomestar:

so i was trying to push my friend off as a joke

but then

ibakedyouacake:

*me pointing to a character* chubby

*fandom large crying voice* no… you don’t understand… they cant be chubby………. Stop….. theyre supposed to be hot…….. you’re wrong…… you cannot say this fake thing….

*me pointing to a character* luv this chubby character

mercytrash:
“ colorandcolor:
“ color and color 35173 - #20487f and #039699
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mercytrash:

colorandcolor:

color and color 35173 - #20487f and #039699

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frigidloki:

frigidloki:

do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u

noirkazuma:

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.