Silver Tongue

the signs as history of the entire world

Aries: Here comes the Assyrian empire-- never mind it's the Babylo-- Media-- it's the Persian Empire! (wow, that's big)
Taurus: ...they never got Ethiopia...
Gemini: Coming soon to a dank river valley near you
Cancer: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.
Leo: here's some huge heads. Must be the Olmecs.
Virgo: You could make a reli-- no, don't
Libra: It's a great idea. He was great. And now he's dead.
Scorpio: Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall.
Sagittarius: Actually, never. And also now. Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?
Capricorn: This whole thing is bullshit that's a scam fuck the church
Aquarius: What's on the menu? Communism!
Pisces: ...Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?

ask-glittershell:

Being away for 3 weeks left me rusty. Feels good drawing my favorite pone again tho!

friendly reminder to “programmers”

head-dunk:

if you’re not using one of these languages you’re a fraud and a hack
z80 assembly
dozens of arduinos hooked up to eachother, each one functioning as a single logic gate
warioware diy
snakes trained to use a mouse and keyboard
arbitrary code execution in gen 2 pokemon
scratch
dungeons and dragons 3.5
arbitrary code execution in gen 1 pokemon
sbahjsic

undercitytwerkteam:

i got out of bed because i had a really good idea for a url and HAD to take it before anyone else infringed on my patent

black-to-the-bones:

According to a report generated by the ACLU, of the one million incarcerated women in the U.S, 30 percent of them are black.
This despite the fact that black women make up only 13 percent of the overall female population.
This week several black-led organizations have united to bail out mother’s in more than a dozen jails across the country just in time for the Mother’s day.
This is the community. We stay united ,we fight and bring joy and happiness.

glumshoe:

storgictrash:
glumshoe:
Today I was teaching my campers how to start a fire with flint and steel. As they grew increasingly frustrated, I mentioned that in a real survival scenario, they might use other tools and flammable materials at their dispense, like a camera lens or isopropyl alcohol.
I turned around to help two kids arrange their tinder. “Hey Ship, watch this!” called a voice. I looked over my shoulder to witness my favorite student create a fucking flamethrower by igniting aerosol sunscreen.
When the screams of surprise stopped, I said, “Good job. Very resourceful. Now please don’t do that again.”
I love this, no degrading, no punishment just, you did good don’t burn us.
he solved my fire puzzle, just… not in a way I ever want to see a child under my care so again

grasshaus:

don’t confuse accents and language barriers with lack of intelligence

They know two or more languages and chances are, the people who make fun of them only know one