Silver Tongue

grimaukin:
“i used to love her so much …
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i used to love her so much …

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fullychaoticpatrol:
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate

Doctors warn Minnesota measles outbreak still "early" as cases increase »

conservativeleague:

If only there were some way to stop measles.
Oh that’s right.

notbillwurtz:

Continuity.

Imagine Nepeta in B1 and Gamzee in 7E tho. Shes probably sneakin a feel of the booty ;3c

peachiipun

ask-oppositestuck:

((OKAY th only reason im drawing two requests for u is cause i absolutely love this sm…,,, good job))

segadreamcastwebbrowser2point0:

next time someone talks about how funny the wendy’s twitter is remind them of this

worst part is that surreal misuse of memes is in itself a meme. the only thing it was missing was being a horribly compressed jpg

yeeeem:

yeeeem:
you know when dogs do the tiny growl before they bark? that means they’re charging up the bark to be more powerful
i knew this post would connect with you guys. im glad. please enjoy this dog post

odinsblog:

stability:
How much US spends on military (roughly $600b)
How much US sends on education vs. military
Why what Amanda Carpenter said is ignorant

prozdvoices:

games where your choices don’t actually matter