Silver Tongue

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

justketerthings:
this is the worst xk scenerio
SCP-294 only does coke products now i cant get abstract thoughts in liquid form anymore this is an outrage
If it changes a second time with no one noticing, it should display the message “Is Pepsi ok?”

im-cool-like-that:

Newborn Deer

welcome to my twister mind

baptisms:

right hand blue

manic-pixie-dream-man:

Evolution is just a cheap tactic to make weak pokemon stronger

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i hear exciting things are happening to sports

gaymilesedgeworth:

alolagay:
gaymilesedgeworth:
congratulations to sports
i’m so happy that some bear cubs did a sport
good job small bears

thriftstoreoddities:

Found this weird baby Ted Cruz pooping in a cup at an antique store in my home town.
Oddities Note: I would have bought this and given it to somebody for Christmas.

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Meet the star of a new Netflix series telling the story of a very handsome actor and three selfish and ungrateful orphans who refuse to give him the enormous fortune their dead parents left behind. On @netflix January 13 2017.

the-zig:

Credit to shitfestcomic
And hissy-kissy for the voice of Clarence