Silver Tongue

heartymeal:

characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

dixdafne:

Anyone remembers when The Simpsons even predicted fandom’s behavior?

lordtwerkington:

chescaleigh:

sistermaryfake:

apolkadotnerd:

The thrilling story of how my date @stopsneezingonme and I went to prom as the Obamas from the 36th Kennedy Center Honors Gala (to his conservative parents’ disapproval)

I AM CRYING

This was really cute.

But I’m so used to seeing racist promposals this time of year, I saw “Obama” and mentally braced myself.

Appreciation, not appropriation. Here for it.

chefpyro:

if i were Jesus i’d personally be a little miffed that the thing used to symbolize me is the thing that killed me and was probably hell to experience

impuretale:

jas720:

sunbeargirl:

crotchetybushtit:

maatuultulivesi:

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

It’s less of stealing and more like immediate tax refund

iguanamouth:
“ flower-bobo:
“ Mr. Kirbs
@iguanamouth
” ”
@adurot

hapiaquarian:

lily-the-leopard:

zooophagous:

swellsharks:

sharktunnel:

reptrillian:

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

me

the lil tongue flopping out

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

@larkalau

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

mimiadraws:

I always really loved the pastoral symphony segment from fantasia when i was a kid, probably for gay reasons