harrisonchevy:

Me when I found out James Comey got fired:

Me when I remembered he was the one leading the FBI investigation into Trump’s ties with Russia and he had a lot of information about said ties to Russia AND that he was conveniently fired by Trump himself AND that Trump is now probably going to put one of his cronies in charge of the FBI:

adurot:

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

linguisticparadox:

shittyninja:

“pineapples” except pronounced like “minneapolis”

No

minneapolis pronounced like pineapples

targuzzler:

dreamhouse777:

targuzzler:

dreamhouse777:

mediumsizedboy:

dreamhouse777:

what silly motherfucker came up with the name ‘fuddruckers’

that silly motherfucker was Albert Einstein

what silly mother fucker came up with the name albert einstein lmaooooo

lmaoooooo what kind of year is 1879. who named it that

pearlitariat:

pearlitariat:

im ready to burn my tongue off and astrally project into the signing of the federalist papers

it’s like. a carbonated oreo. i dont know whats happening in my mouth right now mr jefferson

shegleauxn:

blackovereverythang:

nevaehtyler:

In case someone still denies the existence of white privilege..

@ white people be like Sarah

They racist as fuck in Washtenaw. Not surprised.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

beyonslayed:

chiripepe:

politico:

Schumer calls for special prosecutor, suggests cover-up

By AUSTIN WRIGHT and SEUNG MIN KIM

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) urged deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to appoint a special prosecutor for the federal probe into the Trump campaign’s ties with Russian officials — warning that failing to do so will lead the public to “rightly suspect” that FBI Director James Comey’s surprise firing Tuesday “was part of a cover-up.”

“The only way the American people can have faith in this investigation is for it to be led by a fearless independent special prosecutor,” Schumer told reporters at the Capitol. “If Deputy Attorney General Rosenstein does not appoint an independent special prosecutor, every American will rightly suspect that the decision to fire Director Comey was part of a cover-up.”

Read more here

holy shit

tastefullyoffensive:

The Lonely Wizard (by Updates Mondays)